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July 28th, 2005

02:19 am: and again
I am worth $2,329,750 on HumanForSale.com

any bids?

01:59 am: har de har!
the Wit

(60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 67% on dark

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You scored higher than 7% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 3% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Current Mood: predatorypredatory
Current Music: sasha

January 27th, 2005

01:01 pm: yarrgh
life is so special and amazing and you only get to do it once so why is everyone around me so consumed with the tiny lil things that really don't matter. all i hear now is "oh my life sucks, and i don't have the stuff i want, and why can't i have more money, i want more stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff" it makes me sick :( especially because there are so many people that dont' have a smidgen of what we do. barf. everythings so material now. yeah its good to have nice things but christ on a cracker the world won't stop turning if you don't get that car or that big paycheck raise you wanted. rant and rave.

in brighter news carl's sister is coming on friday, and im gonna go with her and his mom to greensboro for some wedding expo thing so she can pick out shiznaw she likes. woohoo bonding time!

Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: nickel creek - smoothie song

January 18th, 2005

01:09 pm: i get scared to easy ack
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

October 28th, 2003

09:38 pm:
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
sybila goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as bunny! with a fluffy tail!.
bazirker gives you 1 orange coffee-flavoured pieces of taffy.
geancanach tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
swtgurlxox gives you 11 orange watermelon-flavoured gummy worms.
sybila ends up with 11 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

October 25th, 2003

05:49 pm: this one is better.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:sybila
Your haiku:dee dee so ho hum
sybil is a bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum
Created by Grahame

05:46 pm:
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:sybila
Your haiku:best sigh so i had
to withdraw from school today
it was either that
Created by Grahame

October 13th, 2003

11:37 am: faldaral and fiddle dee dee
so ho hum. sybil is a bum. bum bum bum. not much interesting stuff going on in the life of sybil. i have job, o bliss! im working for a local catering company doin catererish shtuff. free food and a bowtie! heck yeah. im adjusting to not being in school and enjoyin aall this free time. man choir is interesting. im a music snob and can't handle it when people sing random notes. a few off tune isn't too terrible, but all totally random just irks me! and whats worse is when they sing those random notes LOUD. gets me in a tizzy it do. oh well. im not perfect either. im just so busy with all this singingness and stuff that i didn't realize that i spend almost all my time in a church: a place i used to keep my distance from. things change i guess. its not too bad yanno.

Current Mood: contentcontent

October 4th, 2003

11:27 am: good stuff
im really happy right now. life is generally good and happy and i had the best night i've had in a long time. i want to move to lynchburg forever! lol. things are just really really great and ya ;)

Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: semisonic - FNT

September 29th, 2003

10:05 pm: holy biker shorts. i have not posted in eons. i am sleepy and cranky. that is all.

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Current Mood: crankycranky
Current Music: sigur ros
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